a cry for help (and creator rewards)
⚡ live on solana · pump.fun · sponsored by absolutely nobody
when this hits zero i am crashing out on stream. this is not a drill. this is barely a website.
dear diary. it's me, matthew ryan. i'm not gonna sugarcoat it: i got into a fight. the whole situation traces back to a certain nightclub incident in boston. november 2024. a stage. a microphone. if you know, you know.
legal says i cannot name the redacted rapper involved. legal says i can't say much of anything actually. what i CAN say is that lawyers cost money (see entry #2) and i am very broke.
so i did what any reasonable man in my position would do. i launched a coin.
courtroom sketch artist was busy. i drew it myself. i was there. no comment
PLEASE. send the creator rewards.
i am literally begging.
every trade on this coin sends creator rewards my way, and every single cent is going to:
you're not just trading a memecoin. you are funding one man's constitutional right to a defense. that's beautiful if you think about it. don't think about it too hard.
in kabbalah, chesed is the fourth sephirah on the tree of life — boundless loving-kindness, mercy, and giving without limit. the open hand. grace you didn't earn but receive anyway.
i am asking the market for chesed. i am asking YOU for chesed. the other guy showed me none. the microphone showed me none. but you — you can embody the open hand of divine mercy by simply aping into $CHE. yes. the coin is literally NAMED after infinite loving-kindness. buying it is basically a mitzvah.
(the lit one is the buy signal)
it's gonna blow up. i can feel it.
(the coin. not my case. hopefully.)
fun fact: matthew ryan is personally invested in SUI. no, they did not sponsor this. no, they do not know he exists. he just likes the water drop. diversification is a form of chesed to your future self.
$CHE. live on solana via pump.fun. trade it. hold it. show mercy. free matthew ryan.